If you’re in love, great for you, kiss off. The rest of us don’t give a rats ass. Valentine’s Day is THE most commercially raped day of the year. Let me lay this out …
If ye didn’t be knowin’, this day, SeptembARRRr 19th, be speak like a scurvy pirate day!
I’m clumsy. I own it. It’s an adorable endearing quality. Or at least I tell myself it is.
You’re brain is fried and you can’t concentrate anymore. You’re watching the minutes tick by and you can’t wait to get out of there. You look at the clock again. Is time moving BACKWARDS??? Argh.